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The top ten movie monsters less credible

Today we continue our series of personal and very special classifications taking care of the monsters seen on the screen less credible. Being a rather broad topic that covers many genres and let's make some distinction and a priori exclusion.

We excluded from the ranks of science fiction and horror films 50s and 60s limit is precisely in the special effects too dated to be judged, but we quote a representative of the monster-movies made in Japan that are usually itself, e naturalmente escluse anche le parodie che puntano su mostri volutamente farlocchi e fumettosi,

Quindi ci concentreremo su film che virano involontariamente nella parodia a causa di un make-up poco convincente o effetti digitali malamente realizzati , su mostri o creature che difficilmente potranno colpire la nostra fantasia o incutere la benchè minima inquietudine.

TOP TEN-IO MOSTRI DA DIMENTICARE

1- MEGA SHARK VS GIANT OCTOPUS di Jack Perez (USA,2009)

Un vero obrobrio, due mostri marini preistorici in CGI realizzati senza un minimo di cura, vorrebbe essere a parody but is revealed only irritating,

2 - DEMONS 2 Lamberto Bava (Italy, 1986)

Sergio Boots make-up makes a truly spectacular and extreme, then check the demon doll winged version Muppet show chasing a Nancy Brilli snickering in pregnant, too much.

3 - TROLL 2 Claudio Fragasso (Italy / USA, 1990)

Fragasso realizes one of the worst trash-movie history, to understand of the approximation of make-up and special effects, we refer queued to post the video.

4 - ALIEN APOCALYPSE Josh Becker (USA, 2005)

hilarious parody of sci-fi with insectoid aliens who want to do the nasty Martians by Tim Burton, Bruce Campbell, but not enough to raise a CGI of poor quality and used a little too much nochalance.

5 - IT Tommy Lee Wallace (USA, 1990)

Fair, and unfortunately only the transposition of the novel by Stephen King, television definitely the approach, and a disastrous final Ragnoni giant slaughters metaphysical epilogue of the book.

6 - NEW MOON Chris Weitz (USA, 2009)

Bad choice to realize how huge cagnoloni snarling werewolves, really unlikely and in some sequences visually detached from the context, unforgivable for a high-profile production.

7 - YETI by Paul Ziller (USA, 2008)

Bad make-up obviously fake unable to sustain any first floor, and just as embarrassing a couple of CGI sequences in really to forget.

8 - GAMER VS JIGER / KING KONG VS GODZILLA of Noriaki Yuasa (Japan, 1971)

absurd Italian title aside, is one of the monsters Gamera made in Japan certainly the least intriguing, its look by fang ninja turtle can not even compete with the falenone Mothra.

9 - HOUSE OF THE DEAD Uwe Boll (USA, Canada, Germany, 2003)

Uwe Boll short of budget, churns out this ridiculous Z-movie with make-up more false and ridicule of the history of zombie movies.

10 - The Howling by Joe Dante (USA, 1981)

You know, here you tap a cult like werewolves mutants, but still the final sequence is transformed into direct wer-wolf in Yorkshire version just did not digest.

Peter Ferraro